JOKE: can you marry me

At a table in a candle-lit
restaurant, a man and woman
were having dinner, and the
following conversation ensued:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face) I have
waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my

How To Get 7.5GB,300H Data On MTN For Free

==> Get a new MTN sim
==> Also Text SPB to 131 for 2GB
==> Send 300H to 131 for 300hours of free
browsing..

==> text 101 to 131 for 7.5GB. To check ur
Data Balance send2 to 131

HOW TO SHARE/TRANSFER THE 7.5GB MTN
DATA

==> First dial*131#Then reply2Then reply1 to

How Do I Make Freecall, 10GB, WITH 2500 SMS on my MTN

Before i proceed, let me remind doz that re new to d site abt some
tweaks we dropped few days back, we drop how to get 750MB,
7.5GB, Data and 300hours Free Browsing/
Downloading For 90Days! So u can kindly choose ur preferable
choice,coz all re still working perfectly as at 

Today am gonna show u hw to Get free #5,000 credit, 2500 SMS
and 10GB data, worth #50,000

How Do I Make Freecall, 10GB, WITH 2500 SMS on my MTN ?

==> Get a new MTN sim
==> Dail *123*2*5*1# To Get #5,000 Credit on ur Simcard
==> To check Dail *559*4#